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The neighbors are starting to complain about Lindsay Lohan’s partying ways. Starting?!? Just now? After the last year of non-stop action, Lindsay’s neighbs have decided they’re miffed about the excess trash in front of her house.

After about 10 days of almost non-stop partying, Lindsay’s got the trash to prove it!

Photogs say her neighbors are starting to complain about the pile up, so last night, Lindsay stayed home, dealt with the situation and went to bed early. No, not really.

Last night it was more business as usual, but this time in another part of town as Lindsay headed to the west side (Venice, to be exact) to party with pals.

Lilo enlisted her assistants to cover her with big blankets as she left her house, BUT, when she arrived at the bar, it was a different story, Lindsay even smiled for the photogs as she let them snap her photo… [Source]

The metaphor is almost too perfect for words. Lindsay needs to clean up ALL the trash in her life right now and not just the stuff that’s piling up on the sidewalk.

OK, maybe that’s not a very nice thing to say about someone but I had to get your attention somehow, didn’t I? Looks like Ashlee Simpson has returned to the 90210 set. Ashlee seems to be loving her new hair color and overall, the pop-mom looks pretty psyched to be alive. Not particularly a fan of “Simpson-younger,” but I will admit she’s looking good these days.

Poor Lindsay Lohan thought she was doing the right thing by being playfully self-deprecating and blatantly honest about her shortcomings but as it turns out, that’s not actually the best way to make friends in Hollywood. According to numerous industry “experts,” PR gurus and professional image consultants, Lindsay has got to start acting like a winner if she ever expects to get her career back on track.

“The first thing Lindsay Lohan should do is stop talking about how desperate she is for work,” says Gene Grabowski, Senior Vice President of Levick Strategic Communications, which has worked with Rosie O’Donnell. “She must look, act and sound like a winner, not a loser.”

I’m not entirely sure Lindsay should be listening to this guy based solely on the fact that he worked with Rosie O’Donnell. She’s not exactly America’s favorite chubby, funny girl anymore.

“She has to appear at a worthwhile fund-raiser or do some morning news shows, where she is dressed conservatively, acting polished and centered,” crisis PR expert Cherie Kerr tells me. “All in all, she has to demonstrate that she is turning her life around.”

OK, first of all, what exactly is a “crisis PR expert?” Second of all, where do I get one? Oh wait, I need to be famous and press worthy? OK, forget it.

But LiLo stands a much better chance if she simply stays in and orders Domino’s.

“Long term, she should disappear for a few weeks, just get out the media glare and get out of L.A.,” celebrity public speaking consultant Matt Eventoff tells me.

Now we’re talking. This sounds about Lindsay’s speed these days.

“Lindsay needs to literally disappear,” publicist Tyler Barnett says. But after that, he “would advise LiLo to get involved with a charity. If she can commit herself to a cause she feels strongly about, it will not only boost her public image, but [also her] self-esteem.” [Source]

So basically, if your career is in a rut, get yourself a crisis PR expert, disappear for a while, wait a few weeks before popping up at some fundraiser you kinda care about, start dressing like a Kennedy and finally adopt a child from some third world country. Cake walk. Now bring on my celebrity collapse.

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Bar Rafaeli is insanely, ridiculously hot. There is nothing more to say about it, really. She’s a supermodel and she’s insanely beautiful and sexy and looks like she was born to wear bikinis and nothing else. Sports Illustrated, and Leo Di Caprio, better recognize that they’ve got a good thing going.

It looks like Dannii Minogue and Paris Hilton split a space-cab back from the Milky Way. Luckily, Dannii spent her time in space shopping at way better stores and she came back with the dress to prove it. The teeny-tiny Aussie, made a serious statement at the Prixe de Marie Claire Awards in London last night in a super futuristic black dress by J’Aton Couture, even managing to show up super model Elle Macpherson who refused to pose for photos with the diminutive darling.

But while Dannii was more than happy to oblige, Elle was less than keen, saying her 6ft height would look silly next to the 5ft 2 singer.

Elle said: ‘I’ll make her look like a little girl.’ [Source]

Hmmm, methinks Elle knew she’d been outdone. Anyway, Dannii had an equally alluring photo partner in her hot boyfriend, rugby player Kris Smith.

Pamela Anderson will indeed be hosting the opening of Sapphire 333, an upscale strip joint attached to an upscale steak joint on Manhattan’s upscale Upper East Side. Now, if you ask me, that’s just way too much red meat for one city block but nobody has asked me (surprise, surprise) so I’ll keep my mouth shut.

At the moment, Pam’s not planning to remove any of her own clothes but with that wild card, one never knows what might happen:

Gossip website Fox News reports: “While there are no guarantees that Pamela Anderson and Audrina Partridge will be flashing any flesh, the two Hollywood hotties have been booked to launch the new Gentleman’s Club.”

Although Pamela is only booked to host the evening, she has previously proved she is a natural performer of raunchy routines.

Last year, she impressed the audience at Paris‘ iconic Le Crazy Horse saloon - a burlesque club - by performing a steamy striptease involving a sheer black body stocking and a motorcycle.

She said at the time: “It’s a celebration of women. It’s done very respectfully, very classy, and it’s a wonderful show for women as well as for men.

“This isn’t for money. It’s just for the love of the art, and the Crazy Horse does it best.” [Source]

Yes, Pam in Paris it is a “celebration of women.” Here in the States, however, it’s just good ol’ fashioned objectification and capitalism. God bless us, everyone.

OK, I’m not entirely sure but I think hell might have frozen over. If this is actually a picture of Lindsay Lohan showing off her new spray-tan product then that means that she is proving to be smarter than Kim Kardashian and if Lindsay Lohan is smarter than Kim Kardashian then basically, we’re about a step away from frogs raining down from the sky.

I believe this little side-by-side is Lindsay’s vain attempt to sell us on the awesomeness of her new spray tan product by using her very own pale, chicken-like flesh to display the before-and-after. This is the WORST MARKETING GIMMICK EVER.

Then again, I’m not entirely sure that there isn’t a little lighting sitch happening here.  Either way, she still looks like a drug addict and I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to look like a half-tan drug addict so, yeah, I think I’ll pass, Linds, but thanks.

Ummm…this is basically inexcusable and because it is so basic and so basically inexcusable, and because it happened to Kim Kardashian and not to me, it is therefore hilarious.

I am so sunburned and need help! I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness?

Everyone here is making fun of me!

Guess what, Kim? Everyone here is making fun of you too. This girl doesn’t make it easy to feel sorry for her, does she? Sunbathing, Mexico, Prada sunglasses? If you really want help, Kim, maybe don’t try so hard to make all of us green with envy and burning black with bitterness and resentment.

Look at Reggie’s teammate and friend Bobby starting with the jokes. My whole body is burned but my face looks the worst because of the glasses. I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again! [Source]

How about never sunbathing again? Or how about wearing a little block? I’m not saying you need to slather yourself in the stuff but maybe just like a dab of 15 around the eyes and nose. Then again, if Kim had been a bit more responsible, I wouldn’t be looking at my favorite picture of the last several months. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I’m enjoying it and I hope Reggie can wrangle up an Aloe Vera plant cuz this curvy burn victim is gonna need it.