Eva Longoria Parker either has a very weird sense of humor, or she’s got some serious body issues. The skinny actress apparently thinks she’s fat!

Over the summer, Eva gained a few pounds for her role as Gabrielle on “Desperate Housewives“, and everyone assumed she was pregnant (because she had what appeared to be a tiny baby bump). Now Eva talks about her weight gain (what weight gain?) in the November 2008 issue of Allure magazine.

On her fuller figure:
“I stopped working out and gained about seven pounds over the summer, which is a lot for a small person. Every magazine is tearing me apart … I never went up a size. I just got rounder. I’m still a size 0.”

On growing up thinking she wasn’t beautiful:
“My nickname was Prieta Fea, which means ‘Ugly Dark one’ in Spanish. I didn’t have a boyfriend. My sisters were so mean to me. They used to say I was adopted, and ‘we picked you up at the hospital. You were the extra baby that day.”

To read the rest of Eva‘s interview, pick up Allure magazine’s November issue, on newsstands now.

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As if she’s not thin to begin with! LOL! But then, people are used to seeing a skinny Eva Longoria — thus, when pictures of her looking like she gained weight, baby rumors began. And to put to stop to the weight gain talk sweeping the Web, Eva jokingly told the paparazzi recently to make her look thin as she exited her car above.

..and oh-so stylish! Check out her brown topcoat, gorgeous huh?? And Mary-Kate Olsen paired it along with a pair of black leather leggings and black shoes. Perfect!

After much speculation, the American Idol alumna has officially declared, “I’m gay.” What brought about his admission? Clay Aiken revealed,

“It was the first decision I made as a father. I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things. I wasn’t raised that way, and I’m not going to raise a child to do that.”

Clay adds, “[please] know that I’ve never intended to lie to anybody at all … But if they (fans) leave, I don’t want them to leave hating me.” What do you think guys? Will his fans leave him or not?

Man, her figure is gorgeous!! It’s as if she never gave birth to twins! Marc Anthony is so lucky to have Jennifer Lopez as his wife — so sexy! The diva is wearing a white corset-inspired dress complete with blinged-out earrings as she watched the Dolce and Gabbana show in the Milan Fashion Week.