Does anyone else think these are kind of gross? I know this sounds awful but when Lindsay Lohan takes her clothes off for pictures—and she does it often enough–she always looks just a little bit like a plate of raw chicken.

I know Lindsay left her role model boots back on the Disney lot but really? Naked butt, cigarette and drug addict face? Really, Lindsay? At least smoke the cigarette in a dress or be naked drinking a Jamba Juice. But all three at once? It’s a bit much.

This one might be my favorite. It takes a really strong presence to pull off the whole “trafficked woman” look in an editorial photo and I’m just so happy that Lindsay had the guts to go for it. Just brilliant, Linds. You’ve earned your daily Big Mac.

Who said Mary-Kate Olsen was looking pregnant? She’s looking downright slim to me in her black mini at the Independent Spirit Awards. If she is with child, she’s carrying extremely high–like in her shoulders. Not so sure about the dress-it’s kinda cruise ship, kinda spaceship and a little bit 80s all at once. But the nude shoes are super cute with Mary-Kate’s bright red little piggies.

OK, here we go. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson side-by-side. Who’s got the skinnier legs? Is it even worth debating? From the photos, it looks like their bulldog probably weighs more than both of them combined. But you decide: leave a comment telling me who’s ahead in the race this week.

Gwyneth Paltrow has been told by husband Chris Martin not to lose any more weight because he prefers his women with curves.

Looking skinnier than ever, Gwyneth, 36, has shrunk from a size 10 to a size 6 in under a year. Coldplay star Chris has issued a stern warning and asked her to ease up before she drops another dress size. Gwyneth works out six days a week with Tracy Anderson – the same trainer Madonna uses. The star’s said to have upped her daily sessions from an hour and a half to an exhausting three hours.

A source said:

“Like Madonna, she’s been progressively increasing her exercise sessions and working her butt off.”

Gwyneth’s set to open a set of gyms with Tracy and hopes to release her own fitness DVD.

Victoria Beckham at Armani store opening

There she is! Must have been turned sideways for a moment. Poor Victoria. Someone should tell her that hard candy and Coke Zero do not a balanced diet make. I suppose it’s possible that she and Becks have run out of grocery money. Fancy presents are nice but David might have considered the rapidly declining value of our dollar before shelling out $100,000 for Vic’s diamond studded Birkin this Christmas.

Maybe Victoria’s just totally stressed out. The last few months have been trying what with David wanting to stay on in Milan. Luckily, that’s off the table now but a source close to Vic had this to say to the Mail a while back:

“Victoria wants to stay in America,’ says a close friend. ‘She feels out of place in Milan and gets frustrated by not being able to understand what they are saying.”

Lindsay Lohan back on track

Thank goodness someone responsible has finally stepped in to help get Lindsay Lohan back on track. We can always count on mom Dina Lohan to put in her two cents when it comes to her daughter’s health and well being. Dina had this to say on Access Hollywood the other night:

“I’m a mom. If I see my daughter a little thin, I say, ‘Eat more McDonald’s.’”

So, can I ask? What is it about the Lohans and McDonald’s? Are they angling for an endorsement deal? Do they own stock? Is Ray Kroc Lindsay’s dead godfather? Because apparently Big Macs are the only solution to the poor girl’s problems. I’m not saying we don’t all have crazy mothers but really? Really, Dina? Is that the best advice you can muster? Oh no, wait, sorry, apparently this is:

“I told Lindsay I think she’s a little thin,” Dina admitted. “But we go through this every couple of months.”

They call that a negative pattern of behavior, dear, and it may be even more toxic than all those Big Macs combined. Will somebody please get this family to a holistic nutritionist?

Lindsay Lohan insists that she’s been stuffing her face with all sorts of fatty fast foods lately but, woe is her, she just can’t gain any weight. In fact, the quickly-vanishing starlet continues to drop the pounds despite her best efforts. She’s blaming her rapid weight loss on too much hard work and too little sleep. Hmmm…that’s sound familiar…where have I heard that one before?

If Linds keeps “working” so diligently, she’ll soon be even skinnier than her twiglet of a DJ girlfriend, Sam Ronson. Lindsay told Usmagazine.com that she has no idea how much weight she’s actually lost.

“I’ve never weighed myself in my life,” she said before reporting how she’s been sustaining herself: “I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald’s.”

Oh, well that’s that then. If the girl’s been eating her Big Macs then we’ve really got nothing to worry about.

Just seven months after giving birth to her daughter Stella (via C-section in June), Tori Spelling has already lost all her baby weight, and then some. The shrinking 35-year-old actress is getting ready to appear on the new “90210“, so the pressure to lose weight and look like all her other super-skinny co-stars must have been great.

In case you were wondering what Tori did to lose all that weight so quickly, she shared her “secrets” to In Touch magazine - of course she says her diet was healthy, and she even claims not counting calories!

How much did you gain while pregnant with Stella?
I gained 50. I lost 10 pounds instantly and then another 40.

What was your diet like while losing the weight?
Breakfast was yogurt, fruit and nuts. Lunch was homemade soup with a sweet potato or soy milk base. We’d snack on celery and peanut butter, and then I’d make lean protein with vegetables for dinner.

How many calories did you eat a day?
I never counted. I just ate healthy.

What about exercise?
I would go for long walks or biking with the kids. We’d do physical activities every day.

How does it feel being back in a bikini?
I’m proud! I could’ve gotten here sooner if I was fanatical and worked out extensively every day, but I’m glad I didn’t. I’m so happy I did it with my family and in a healthy way.