Continuing her too-cute collaboration with Barbie, Heidi Klum hosted the skinny doll’s 50th Birthday bash on Monday night at Barbie’s fabulous Malibu Dream House—it’s life-size, thank goodness, so everyone got in. The party was hopping with plenty of Cali blondes, including Lauren Conrad, all green-eyed over Barbie’s insanely unrealistic physique and her ability to defy the aging process.

At the event, Heidi joked that she hopes she looks as good as Barbie at 50, though she said she’d rather not go the route of cosmetic surgery, saying, “I don’t think I’m gonna go there… I think I’m gonna get older with wrinkles, a few of them here and there.” Lauren admitted she’ll probably do it someday, “I’m sure when I get older I’m gonna want a little.” Lo added, “A little nip/tuck…a little Botox.” [Source]

Plastic woman, plastic surgery… it all makes perfect sense.

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Kerry Katona, the former Atomic Kitten girl is putting on auction one of her used breast implants on eBay. Kerry has doodled a big-boobed woman on it and signed it ‘Lots of love, Kerry Katona’.

Kerry, 28, who underwent a £15,000 body make-over in August 2008, which included a boob reduction and liposuction, plans to  raise money for cancer charity.

‘I have put my old implant which was removed on my MTV show [Whole Again] watched by the nation up for auction on eBay!’ Kerry writes on her Facebook page.All the money raised will be donated to the Breast Cancer Campaign.’

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace has been offered to be paid for a second boob job. A MAJOR UK brand have offered to pay for the glamour girl to get her second boob job done. But the star is torn over whether to accept the proposal, as although she wants larger breasts she’s also worried about someone else “owning them”.

Aisleyne – who has dated Mike Tyson and Jermain Defoe – spent last night pondering over the offer and asking fellow revellers at Glamouroke whether she should go ahead. According to a source:

“She said it’s every girl’s dream to have massive boobs and if someone is going to pay for them then why not.

“But then she was also worried about someone else owning them. Her tell-all autobiography comes out in May so she’s hoping to have it all done and dusted by then.”

Aisleyne wouldn’t reveal who the brand was, but lad’s mag Zoo previously paid for Jodie Marsh to have cosmetic surgery.

Looks like we’ve got a theme today, folks: aging, anti-aging and the wonders (or horrors) of plastic surgery.  Unlike Jennifer Aniston, Jenny McCarthy seems to be a lover of all things plastic and she admitted as much in a recent interview with Michigan Avenue Magazine.

Michigan Avenue: Where do you stand on plastic surgery and Botox?
Jenny McCarthy: I think plastic surgery is fun if it makes you feel good. I’m all for looking better, so I plan on doing whatever I want when the time comes. I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally, so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.

Jenny also talked about how she stays fit.

MA: How do you stay in shape?
JM: I do bikram yoga about three times a week. And then I also still do portion control with food and I really make sure my fillers are fruits and vegetables. And you know, you don’t have that in Chicago. It’s just, How much food can you put on the plate? I really had to learn a different way of eating, telling restaurants to bring only half my food. [Source]

I understand how portion control and plastic surgery make sense together but Bikram and Botox?!? How can you practice loving yourself as you are while at the same time allowing someone in a white lab coat to inject your face with botulism? Really, Jenny, I don’t think that Bikram would approve.

Extra! Extra! You’ll never believe this but Jennifer Aniston has tried Botox! Gasp. Even more shocking is the fact that Jen only tried it once, or so she says. Hollywood actresses have a way of admitting just enough to make them appear sorta normal. Regardless, the 40-year old Aniston is definitely starting to feel the pressure to maintain a youthful appearance or risk fading into Tinseltown obscurity.

Aniston, 40, tells Elle magazine, “I tried Botox once and it was really not good for me…I felt like I had a weight on my head…I think it makes women look older. Harder. The warmth in their face goes away…You see women and you know they’re not young, but you can’t tell how old they are. That’s what stopped me.” [Source]

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I have long believed that repeat visits to the plastic surgeon can cause serious brain damage. Lisa Rinna is evidence to the veracity of my hypothesis. Or something like that. She thinks she looks better now than she did ten years ago. And look, I’m all for feeling beautiful and loving yourself at any age but the woman is nuts.

“While I’m definitely a product of this mindset, I don’t get all the fuss our society has over people’s weight,” actress Lisa Rinna told People Tuesday night during Kate Somerville’s skin care launch at the Four Seasons Resort in Palm Beach. “I am more comfortable being nude than hosting an event like this.”

Added Rinna, who is set to pose nude on the cover of Playboy’s May issue: “It is best to be moderate. I focus on fitness, eat healthy, and am lucky that I am not anorexic and my weight stays the same.” [Source]

Her body does look pretty good, it’s true. But those lips. Those LIPS! Those lips are not moderate. And the woman admitted last year that on Oscar day she eats only what she needs “to keep going.” I just don’t know what to think anymore.

Actress Diane Kruger slammed reports she has undergone plastic surgery. There were speculations that Diane had a nose job done, after she was spotted at New York Fashion Week with bruises under both eyes.

The Troy star was seen wearing dark sunglasses as she attended Tommy Hilfiger’s runway show in Manhattan on Thursday, fueling rumors she was recovering from a rhinoplasty operation. However, her representative was quick to reveal that the star underwent a procedure to correct her eyesight, and did not have a nose job.

Her spokesperson says:

“The truth is she had laser eye surgery the day before”

Katie Price aka “Jordan” made a Little Black Dress Boob-oo at the Elton John Awards recently.

Not only does she like to share her augmented assets with the world, the songstress and mother-of-three also seems like she would like us to see her scars as well.

The self-confessed cosmetic surgery junkie is not backwards in coming forward about her love of repeated trips to the doc, although she does get upset when she is misquoted:

“Last week one magazine said I was worried my face was looking frozen.

“The amount of money I’ve spent on Botox I’d be more worried if it wasn’t frozen, I’d be going mad.” [Source]

We´d be worried too Katie.

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