Pamela Anderson will indeed be hosting the opening of Sapphire 333, an upscale strip joint attached to an upscale steak joint on Manhattan’s upscale Upper East Side. Now, if you ask me, that’s just way too much red meat for one city block but nobody has asked me (surprise, surprise) so I’ll keep my mouth shut.

At the moment, Pam’s not planning to remove any of her own clothes but with that wild card, one never knows what might happen:

Gossip website Fox News reports: “While there are no guarantees that Pamela Anderson and Audrina Partridge will be flashing any flesh, the two Hollywood hotties have been booked to launch the new Gentleman’s Club.”

Although Pamela is only booked to host the evening, she has previously proved she is a natural performer of raunchy routines.

Last year, she impressed the audience at Paris‘ iconic Le Crazy Horse saloon - a burlesque club - by performing a steamy striptease involving a sheer black body stocking and a motorcycle.

She said at the time: “It’s a celebration of women. It’s done very respectfully, very classy, and it’s a wonderful show for women as well as for men.

“This isn’t for money. It’s just for the love of the art, and the Crazy Horse does it best.” [Source]

Yes, Pam in Paris it is a “celebration of women.” Here in the States, however, it’s just good ol’ fashioned objectification and capitalism. God bless us, everyone.

Samantha Ronson is about to be one lucky kid in one massive, glistening candy store. The celeb DJ has signed on to spin at the grand opening of Saphire 333, an upscale strip joint on New York’s tony Upper East Side. She’ll be joined by celeb hosts Audrina Patridge and Pamela Anderson. Looks like ol’ Sam timed her breakup from Lindsay Lohan pretty perfectly.

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As we already know, Pamela Anderson was a kind of aesthetic centerpiece at the Vivienne Westwood AW09 show in Paris yesterday. These photos reflect the result of Westwood’s noble attempt to incorporate T&A into runway modeling.

Pamela looking proud of herself.

The back view is only moderately less horrifying.

Do you long to put an end to scary-skinny runway models? Did you get out your soap box like I did when Heidi Klum was accused of being too fat for Germany? Well, guess what? Your prayers, and mine, have been answered and it’s all thanks to Pamela Anderson. Anderson was the inspiration for Vivienne Westwood’s AW09 show in Paris today.

Grazia reports that women with bums and boobs will take to the stage for the Gold Label show. Vivienne’s co-designer and husband Andrea Kronthaler told them: “We have done the casting around Pamela.

He added: “I think the feeling is of playgirls, but not in the bodies. It’s not like that necessarily. It’s an attitude.” [Source]

Ah man! And here I thought that Westwood’s runway look was gonna be about silicone and bikini wax. But no, just Pamela Anderson-inspired T&A. That’s what I get for having hope.

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Some people are saying that Pamela Anderson should not have taken it all off for these photos. The word on the street is that she’s showing her age; that she looks like an old woman; that she’s embarrassing herself. She doesn’t look too embarrassed to me but she does look a bit nuts in the top photo. I’ll let you decide. Leave a comment and tell me if you think Pam Anderson is over the hill or just on her way to crazy-town.

Pam and classy in one sentence?? Yeah, very unlikely! But Pamela Anderson pulled it off when she was doing promotion for her new reality TV show “Pam: Girl on the Loose” in London, England. The blonde star wore a classy, sexy black cleavage-baring dress teamed with matching super high heels. NICE!

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Congrats to all of you who guessed the right answer to yesterday’s “Guess the celeb!“ (almost everyone, in fact) - it was indeed Pamela Anderson (the boobs gave her away)! Tomorrow I’ll try one that’s a little harder, I promise!

More pictures of Pamela Anderson wearing too much makeup after the jump.

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