Your parents warned you that life wouldn’t be fair. Rebecca Romijn is a perfect example of just how unfair life can be in these pics from an Ellen Von Unwerth photoshoot. She’s still pretty young but she’s no spring chicken by model standards. The woman looks gorgeous and her body remains in meticulous condition even after popping out two wee ones for Jerry O’Connell.

Rebecca Romijn clogging it up woodland style on the couch.

Rebecca is pretty in pink.

Cindy Crawford is 43 and she looks better than most twenty-year olds. There’s nothing to do about it other than enjoy her sheer physical perfection in these shots from the Anti-Aging issue of Allure magazine. In the accompanying interview, Cindy admits that even she has to take diet into consideration and it sounds like Crawford leads a pretty healthy lifestyle.

Kate Moss has been nasty and she deserves punishment. This must be the phrase running through the supermodel’s head like a skipping record. Kate’s been on a bad-behavior rampage lately and so what did she do? She went and got herself pierced like a sixteen-year old girl breaking curfew.

The 35-year-old emerged from an East London tattoo parlour with two more rings than when she went in.

The trend-setter looked rather pleased with her new accessories, despite her ear being a painful-looking shade of red.

Kate is rumoured to be gearing up for a trip to the U.S in the coming days to help Sir Philip Green open a flagship Topshop store.

The company will open its doors for the first time in New York’s SoHo district., which will of course carry the Kate’s coveted fashion line. [Source]

Kate looks happy with the results so let’s hope she stops here and doesn’t up the ante with a delightful septum ring.

Finally, a believable explanation for why Lindsay Lohan would be starving herself! She’s decided to ditch her movie “career” and be a model. And why not, right? She likes being photographed, she loves clothes and she would have a good excuse to avoid eating the Big Macs her family keeps forcing on her.

Lindsay Lohan better start practicing her runway strut – because she’s one step closer to her dream of becoming a big-time model!

The Mean Girls star said in a recent interview that she would love to sign up with IMG, a top modeling agency that has been home to Kate Moss, Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell.

And now an agency exec has told OK! that he would be happy to start negotiations with her.

“She’s a beautiful girl and obviously knows a lot about fashion,” Ivan Bart, the Senior Vice President of IMG Models told us today.

“Providing that she was contractually free, we would take a meeting,” he added. [Source]

Pretty sure Lindsay is available, Ivan. Considering the fact that she’s been doing nothing lately other than breaking windows, smoking cigarettes and hitting the grocery store for canned frosting.

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Oh, Kate Moss, what the heck is happening to you? You were once the picture of class and clean beauty and now you’re wandering around London half-naked and drunk with a belly that might hold a baby but is more likely just the result of a few too many pints. The latest news from the other side of the pond, has Kate throwing a hissy fit over having to wait in line for the bathroom.

The supermodel lost it when she was forced to queue for the loos at London hotspot Volstead and ended up arguing with staff.

A source said: “She barged into the ladies and when she realised there were no cubicles free she starting kicking one of the doors, shouting: ‘Hurry up or I’ll kick the f***ing door down.’

“The female toilet attendant told her to calm down and offered her some tissue paper to use when it was her turn, but Kate threw it back at her, saying, ‘I don’t want any of your skanky toilet roll’.” [Source]

That poor bathroom attendant was just trying to be nice and in return she got yelled at by a fading drunken waif. Because handing out TP for minimum wage isn’t degrading enough.

Heidi Klum claims she doesn’t understand the controversial US dress size zero, saying it “makes no sense”. She doesn’t think size zero exists. The German supermodel has criticized the controversial US dress size - equivalent to a UK dress size 4 or a European size 32. When asked her views about the size zero debate, Heidi said:

“A size zero? I’ve never heard of that. That didn’t exist when I was growing up. When did that start? What does it mean? It means a person is not there, no? It makes no sense.”

The dress size has caused a outcry, with some models who can fit into size zero clothes being branded dangerously underweight. Models with a body mass index of less than 18.5, many of whom were size zero, were also banned from Madrid fashion week in 2006.

Heidi, who raises three children with singer husband Seal, also recently denied she would consider having any plastic surgery. Speaking at a 50th birthday party for children’s toy doll Barbie, 35-year-old Heidi said:

“I hope that when I reach 50 I look as good as Barbie does, but I don’t think I’d go for surgery. I think I’m going to get older with wrinkles - a few of them here and there.”

Claudia Schiffer is growing old gracefully. Or so she claims. But as with many an aging super beauty, it’s difficult to tell just by looking at Claudia. Perhaps she’s found the perfect doctor—a press shy magician with a Botox needle and a steady hand. Maybe Claudia really is committed to experiencing the aging process with dignity.

She says in an interview, “It’s poison in my skin and no one knows the long-term effects. I’m far more scared of that than a wrinkle on my forehead.”

New York City plastic surgeon Dr. David Shafer, “Claudia adamantly denies using Botox and I believe her - it is obvious. She has mild transverse wrinkles in her forehead and vertical wrinkles in her glabella. Additionally, I do not think she has had other facial injections either. She has moderate nasolabial creases, even at rest. This, obviously, is not all bad - she is naturally beautiful and does not need these supplemental procedures to shine.”

Not that Claudia is immune to aging, or being concerned about it. In the same interview, the supermodel says, “All of my friends are my age and we are all aging at the same time; we talk about it and moan, but it doesn’t bother me.” [Source]

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Everyone loves America’s Next Top Model but apparently some people love it enough to fight for it. No one knows exactly what happened yesterday outside of the Top Model auditions - neither Tyra Banks nor her publicist are returning calls - but cops had to take down a group of potential contenders when things got violent.

Police didn’t know what prompted the chaos involving hundreds of people outside the Park Central New York hotel in Manhattan. The panic left the street outside the hotel littered with shoes and clothing, according to news reports.

Three people were arrested on disorderly conduct charges, police said. Authorities also shut down the audition, saying it wasn’t properly organized.

Four injured people declined treatment, while two others were taken to a hospital, the fire department said. Their conditions weren’t immediately available. [Source]

Can’t wait to find out what model-wannabe started the whole mess. News at eleven.

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