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Lindsay Lohan was spotted out and about with Samantha Ronson yesterday and while some folks think she’s looking better these days, it’s pretty much same ol’ same ol’ to me. But you be the judge—is Lindsay back on track or still derailed?

There’s something kinda gross about Lindsay’s outfit. It’s just a little too sloppy to be cool.

Lindsay still hasn’t bested GF Sam Ronson in the ongoing Battle of the Twiglets but if she keeps up with the smoking, she just might.

…and it’s my fault, and the fault of people like me, that she can’t get any work. Lindsay Lohan, I really want you to get a grip right now and try—just TRY—to get a little perspective about your ridiculous, surreal existence. Otherwise, you’re liable to continuing making insane statements like this:

“I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie,” she said. “I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.”

Great. Do it. I don’t remember ever standing in your way, Linds.

The 22-year-old did, however, acknowledge that while her record of being in the public eye hasn’t always been a pristine one, she has changed—it’s the “noise” surrounding her that has not.

“…If people would just leave my personal life alone—because it’s really not that interesting—then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting.”

Oh. Wait. Damn. I guess we have gotten in Lindsay’s way. I didn’t realize I was making so much noise over here with my ridiculously loud typing.

“I just want to live the dream that I’ve worked so hard for since I was 4 years old,” she said. “I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc.” [Source]

You are the master of your own destiny, Lindsay! If you’re as classy and well adjusted as you claim to be in the rest of this interview, you should have no trouble going out and making all this stuff happen. And you know, if it’s really too loud for you out here, buy a good pair of earplugs and stay inside for a while.

OK, now I feel like a total mean girl. After all the nastiness I’ve spewed about Lindsay Lohan over the last few weeks, now I’m reading that the poor girl is back in rehab. I have a lot of fun tearing certain people apart on this blog but Lindsay’s life is turning into such a legitimate mess, writing catty remarks about her downward spiral is becoming almost too easy to be enjoyable.

While her lack of money and unemployment woes are said to be causing all kinds of stress, Lindsay Lohan was spotted sneaking into her rehab program in Glendale, California on Monday (March 23).

The “Mean Girls” starlet did her best to avoid eye contact with awaiting paparazzi, heading into the building’s parking garage entrance for another session at the Right On program.

As for her career, rumors tell that Miss Lohan may be focusing more on modeling following her recent Fornarina campaign and absence of movie offers.

Talking about the lack of work, LiLo said, “It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now.’… and there’s been some things I’ve really wanted to do.” [Source]

So, she can’t get work, she’s spending Sam Ronson’s money, she might not be able to pay for her house and the only solutions she can come up with are modeling and spray tanner. Ay me, Lindsay. I guess we owe a debt of gratitude to the Baldwin brothers for getting her back into meetings and we can only hope that ol’ Linds will stick it out this time around, if only so she doesn’t end up like the rest of America—in foreclosure.

Finally, a believable explanation for why Lindsay Lohan would be starving herself! She’s decided to ditch her movie “career” and be a model. And why not, right? She likes being photographed, she loves clothes and she would have a good excuse to avoid eating the Big Macs her family keeps forcing on her.

Lindsay Lohan better start practicing her runway strut – because she’s one step closer to her dream of becoming a big-time model!

The Mean Girls star said in a recent interview that she would love to sign up with IMG, a top modeling agency that has been home to Kate Moss, Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell.

And now an agency exec has told OK! that he would be happy to start negotiations with her.

“She’s a beautiful girl and obviously knows a lot about fashion,” Ivan Bart, the Senior Vice President of IMG Models told us today.

“Providing that she was contractually free, we would take a meeting,” he added. [Source]

Pretty sure Lindsay is available, Ivan. Considering the fact that she’s been doing nothing lately other than breaking windows, smoking cigarettes and hitting the grocery store for canned frosting.

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

You know the ol’ chestnut about a picture being worth a thousand words? Well, the photos of Lindsay Lohan looking scary-skinny in Nylon magazine pretty much make my job completely obsolete, at least for this post. And I’m thinking, based on the following comment from Linds, that this was the desired result.

There’s not much I can do about the fact that I’ve become a kind of tabloid obsession.  I can’t change that.  And yes, the websites, the gossip pages, and all of that stuff have hurt my career – they’re like the Burn Books of Hollywood… but I really don’t feel like I should have to prove myself to anyone because of living out my college years in the public eye.  I’m glad everything happened the way it did. [Source]

So that’s that. I’ve hurt Lindsay Lohan’s career and as revenge, she’s rendered me sorta worldess. What could I possibly write that would be equally as horrifying as the image above? Perhaps you have some suggestions.

Lindsay Lohan is looking for love in some weird places these days. The troubled twiglet apparently can’t find solace in the arms of her window-smashing girl friend Sam Ronson so instead she’s looking to Stephen and Danny Baldwin. Well, I mean, obviously, right? Wouldn’t you go to the Baldwins with your problems?

A source told Tarts, “Lindsay is still able to go to work and meetings and do normal things.  But she wants to remove the negative influences in her life.” And in order to do that, she has asked the Baldwin brothers to create a therapeutic environment for her.

According to Danny, it’s working.  He told Tarts, “Lindsay’s doing great, her sobriety is the most important thing to her.  She is taking all the necessary measures and actions for her continued health.” [Source]

Suppose it’s not so bizarre to go searching for sobriety advice from a former addict but couldn’t Lindsay find a sponsor that looked just a little less “drunken step-dad?”

Ya’ gotta give the Kardashian girls props. Last week Khloe was going to bat for Barbie and sister Kim Kardashian made a lot of noise in defense of Jessica Simpson’s weight. Now she’s taken up the cause for Lindsay Lohan.

It’s true, Lindsay has had a rough few months: she’s cutting herself (maybe), there was a warrant out for her arrest and she’s fighting with her GF, Samantha Ronson. Apparently, things got so bad with Ronson last weekend the cops were called in to break things up. That’s when Kardashian stepped in.

On the arrival of the police to Ronson’s house Saturday, Kardashian told People, “It’s so sad that there’s such an invasion of privacy, with camera people, cops and paparazzi outside their home.”

“Just because she had an argument, I don’t think it means that she’s off track and that everything is crazy. It’s really just messed up that everyone blames her.” [Source]

Hmmm…wonder why everyone blames her, Kim? Perhaps because she’s had every opportunity to clean up her act and yet she continues to act like an idiot. Just a hunch. I could be wrong.

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

With her legal problems all sorted, Lindsay Lohan spent the majority of Monday afternoon focusing on more pressing issues like putting food into her system. The spray-tan and leggings huckster was seen around town yesterday taking care of a variety of food related business.

Out and about in Los Angeles sans Samantha Ronson,  Lindsay Lohan was spotted grabbing some lunch with a friend yesterday afternoon (March 13).

The “Mean Girls” cutie looked to be enjoying herself as she dined at a Beverly Hills eatery, doing her best to ignore the swarming paparazzi.

LiLo also made a stop at Gelsons market in Hollywood to pick up some groceries while she was out, selecting a few items before heading out to her brand new Maserati. [Source]

I guess we should just be happy that she didn’t fill her fridge with Big Macs. Although, it does look a lot like Lindsay is about to gorge herself on canned cake frosting, which is pretty much just as gross. Will someone point that girl towards the produce aisle, please?!?