This is not exactly about celebrity bodies, but it involves bodies after all – dead bodies, that is!. As a punishment for drinking and driving, Lindsay Lohan will have to do community service at a morgue!

The 21-year-old actress will soon be working at a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving, her attorney, Blair Berk, told a judge Thursday.

She has also spent two months in rehabilitation and has done some community service, Berk said at a hearing on her progress toward fulfilling the terms of her plea bargain.

Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room. [Source]

I hope this will teach Lindsay a lesson in being more responsible!

More pictures of a glamorous-looking Lindsay Lohan at the ‘Cloverfield’ premiere…

I always enjoy to see celebrities without makeup, because it makes them look like normal people.

In Touch Weekly has compiled a new batch of photos of stars with and without makeup. I think some of them look good even without using tons of makeup on their faces, but others really do need the stuff to look attractive!

Who do you think looks the worst with no makeup on?

Photo source: Hollywood Rag

More pictures of celebrities without makeup…

Lindsay Lohan is in the September 2007 issue of Elle magazine. In the interview, given just 36 hours before her Memorial Day DUI, she said she would never drink and drive.

But what’s more shocking about Lindsay‘s Elle photoshoot is that she apparently stole some clothes from Louis Vuitton:

“Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot,” said a snitch. “Lindsay kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist’s assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items – which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper’s Bazaar for other shoots. They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but . . . Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls.” [Source]

This is the second time Lindsay is accused of stealing clothes (back in April there was a report that she stole $10,000 worth of clothes from a friend’s house).

Here’s a video of Lindsay Lohan talking about her fashion style:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGpVbAFg1IY]

Here are some highlights from Lindsay‘s Elle magazine interview:

On attending rehab at Wonderland before her 21st birthday:
“I was growing up and going out a lot, and I needed to have a balance. I was glad I went, because I needed to get away from everyone and I didn’t know how to do that. And I learned a lot there. A bunch of my friends – I was with them last night – they’re in AA for, like, years.”On former fling Calum Best:
“I like him. He’s me in male form. We’re very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic – I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We’ll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas … I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, ‘I caught that!’ I was like, ‘Damn, I look good!’

On the media firestorm surrounding her:
“I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.”

On avoiding fame:
“I hate it, like, when these people say, ‘Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don’t want …’ Seriously, I like their food! I can’t go to a restaurant? I know I’m going to get pictures taken. I’m fine with it. And I’m going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: ‘Don’t go on Robertson!’ What, I can’t drive down the street?”

On being photographed without underwear:
“It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that’s what happened. And I didn’t even see the picture. I don’t look at that shit – that’s gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on.”

On sleep troubles:
“I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out.”

On her career aspirations:
“I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done. It’s so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.”

On the media:
“If I’m wearing a nude thong, they retouch it. I f—k around on my computer – I know how easy it is. They make my face look swollen. I’m like, ‘Are you that bored?’ I hear things about the night before that never even happened. Like, they said I was dating my best friend – the Samantha Ronson thing. She’s my best friend!” [Source]

And a few more black & white photos of Lindsay from her Elle photoshoot:

Photos found @ popsugar.com

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Lindsay Lohan is the greatest actress in the world!… or at least that’s what SHE thinks!

According to a former pal of the party girl, Lindsay “ranted and raved about her talent, claiming ‘I’m the greatest actress in the world! No one’s even close to me right now!’”“And then she proceeded to viciously slam a slew of young actresses, who she considered to be her competition.” [Source]

Here are the nice things Lindsay had to say about her fellow actresses:

• Scarlett Johansson is “ugly, fat, and has no talent”
• Jessica Simpson “can’t sing and is as dumb as (bleep)”
• Sienna Miller is a “no talent crackhead”
• Keira Knightly is a “flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress”
• Jessica Biel is a “phony, scheming joke of an actress”

I am not even going to comment on these statements, as it’s obvious Lindsay is delusional. Instead, here are some bikini photos of Lindsay taken before her arrest, when she was still wearing that alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet… It’s weird how she looks so much slimmer in the pink bikini than in the blue one, don’t you think?

Photos found @ hollywoodtuna.com

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This is too funny!

Somebody took the trailer for “I Know Who Killed Me”, Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie, and added in a few bits…

Enjoy!

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As you probably already know, Lindsay Lohan was arrested for drunk driving and drug possession on Tuesday, July 24.

Lindsay – who was wearing her alcohol-detection ankle bracelet at the time of her arrest – was booked for DUI, possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custody facility and driving on a suspended license. She could be facing serious jail time.

Two Breathalyzer tests determined Lohan‘s blood-alcohol level was .12 percent and .13 (the legal limit is .08). She also took a urine test, and may face an additional charge of driving under the influence of a controlled substance if cocaine is found in her system, Padilla says.

“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease,” Lohan‘s attorney, Blair Berk, said in a statement. “Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

Detailing the arrest, which was first reported by TMZ, Padilla told PEOPLE that at 1:34 a.m. the police responded to a call of one SUV chasing another. The call originated from a residential section of Santa Monica.

Lohan, driving a 2004 Yukon that doesn’t belong to her, was chasing a 2007 Escalade being driven by the mother of Lohan‘s personal assistant, according to police.

“The driver who called police turned out to be the mother of Lindsay Lohan‘s personal assistant,” said Padilla. “Just prior to the chase – but I’m not sure exactly how much time prior – the personal assistant had quit.”

The mother drove toward the police station, but ended up in the nearby civic center, says Padilla.

When officers arrived, they determined that Lohan was in the white SUV suspected of chasing the other.

After Lohan failed a field sobriety test, she was arrested. However, the two men in Lohan‘s car were not, says police Sgt. Robert Hernandez.

Lohan later posted $25,000 bail and was released from jail at about 6:30 a.m. Her arraignment was set for Aug. 24.

She was crying and upset but cooperative during the arrest process, said Hernandez. [Source]

Here are two photos of Lindsay Lohan partying at club L.A.X. in Hollywood just before her arrest. It is rumored that she was partying with gay girlpal Samantha Ronson, and the pair got into a “huge fight” over Lindsay’s unwillingness to go public with their lesbian love affair.

Photos found @ celeb-city and justjared.buzznet.com

Lindsay was also supposed to be on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, but she had to be replaced by someone else. Watch the video to find out who it was:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7vR3bs1tbM]

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