For Lady Gaga X marks the nipple

Lady Gaga nipple tape 1

Yet another wonderful look for Lady Gaga. This time it’s less about the outfit and more about what’s going on underneath. I’m not sure why Gaga continues to showcase her floppy, lopsided boobs when she has plenty of more appealing body parts upon which to focus the spotlight. Oh well. Not my body, not my problem. Still, Gaga’s going to have to rip that tape off at some point and my only advice is to do it quickly and then ice ‘em down.

Lady Gaga nipple tape 2


Lady Gaga flashes cleavage in yet another crazy outfit

Lady Gaga boob dress

This dress is actually one of Lady Gaga’s most sedate. Still, she’s giving us plenty to talk about. The bright pink number doesn’t do her any favors in the boob department. Gaga could have used some tape here—she’s not particularly perky and from the front, she’s revealing herself to be rather uneven. Still, props for making a statement.

Lady Gaga boob dress 2


Paris Hilton is ready for lift-off

paris hilton space bikini

This is another instance where pictures are far better than anything I could possibly write. I’m not entirely sure what Paris Hilton is up to here (aside from the obvious Lady Gaga impersonation) but I will say I really wish someone would get that girl into a Pilates class or make her lift some weights. She’s thin, there’s no denying that, but Paris has like zero muscle tone. And without a little bit of upper body strength, how the hell does she expect to defend herself against those pesky Martian overlords?

paris hilton space bikini front


Lady GaGa’s nipple slip

Lady GaGas nipple slip

It was wait over for Lady Gaga’s breasts as they finally made a jump for it at the Brit Awards

The singer - whose racy outfits have become a familiar sight on and off stage - caused a stir when her revealing dress let slip a nipple as she left the Brit’s afterparty at Claridge’s.The raunchy pop poppet recently revealed she is unconcerned about the possibility of ‘popping out’ while performing because she can always rely on her backing dancers to “stick it back in.”

She had none of them around last night.Thankfully, a bodyguard was on hand to quickly escort the mortified star back to her hotel.

Well now that her contingency plans have gone out of the window , our advise to her is,  use more tit tape next time.