Kanye West likes his naked GF almost as much as his new kicks

Kanye West and Amber Rose for Louis Vuitton

I told you today was going to be “Nudity Day.” Kanye West is using his ex-lesbian girlfriend Amber Rose’s naked butt to sell his new line of Louis Vuitton sneakers. Because finding a market for high-end kicks in the middle of a recession might be tricky business but it’s never hard finding a market for T&A. Meanwhile, some folks are skeptical about Amber’s sudden dismissal of her Sapphic tendencies.

Rose, a model formerly linked with a gay girlfriend, posed nude for the photo shoot, resting her head gently on her man’s lap.

While I’ll admit that Amber Rose is indeed striking, I can’t help but think she left her long term lesbian relationship and chose Kanye to further her own career and to gain fame. [Source]

These two sound absolutely perfect for each other. They’re both opportunists who know how to cash in on their minimal talent and our culture’s unquenchable thirst for mediocrity and BS. Rock on, Kanye, and keep doing anything for a Klondike (correct spelling and implied pun intended).