It seems like Jessica Alba is taking her cues from Lindsay Lohan these days and I’m not sure why—she’s got her life way more together than poor LiLo. Still, Alba was spotted out the other day with her cutie-pie baby girl Honor and the actress was sporting not only a new cut and color, but a tramp stamp to boot!

Looks like Jessica has gotten her booty tied up in a pretty blue bow. Wonder who’s going to be getting that gorgeous gift.

Jessica Alba has been spending plenty of quality time with her little girl lately. All that exercise in the playground is paying off because Alba looks great and has totally shed all her baby weight. She appears healthy and happy and seems to really be enjoying motherhood. I love the flirty little sun dress and sandals combo and her little girl is adorable in baby blue.

Jessica Alba has banned all processed foods from her house and won’t let anyone in the family touch anything white. No sugar, no flour, nothing that isn’t packed with the powerful nutritional goodness of whole grains. According to Life & Style magazine:

Alba, who quickly shed the 35 to 40 pounds she gained while pregnant with daughter Honor Marie, now 9 months, is making her whole family follow her strict diet.

“In order for her to stay thin, she needs everyone to be eating how she is,” an insider told Life & Style. “Even at restaurants, Jess will tell her mom to stay away from something.” [Source]

There really is nothing good about processed carbs and Jessica is doing her baby a great service but getting her started on a healthy diet this early in life. This isn’t just about weight—it’s about overall well being and it’s great that Alba recognizes that.

Being a mommy seems to agree with Jessica Alba. In a February Elle interview, Jessica’s head appears firmly planted on her shoulders. Not only does she talk candidly about how difficult it was for her to lose weight after the birth of her baby, Honor Marie, but she also discusses the rank nature of the Hollywood thin machine:

ELLE: You don’t think being beautiful and thin has helped you?

JA: You have to be the best of whatever you are, but successful, cool actresses come in all shapes and sizes.

ELLE: True, but it’s hard to name an A-lister who’s not sample-size.

JA: It’s interesting that A-list also means commercially viable, versus being Frances McDormand, who’s amazing and A-list to me but doesn’t sell as many tickets.

She also discusses her post-partum workout regimen and a rather unorthodox solution to pesky belly flab.

“I wore a girdle. Eight weeks after my girlfriend had her baby, you could see her six-pack. She told me to put an elastic band around my waist—any kind of band or girdle works. She was like, ‘I slept in it.’ I didn’t recover as fast as she did. I don’t have a six pack—that’s just not my body at all.” [Source]

So, it’s Oscar time again, which means that there are a lot of desperate starlets out there resorting to desperate measures in order to ensure a one-night-only façade of perfection that no real human could ever even hope achieve. Thus far, this is my absolute favorite Oscar night beauty secret: Botox in the boobs. Why do it? Because it’s hot in California right now and it’s even hotter in the theater and apparently, a little injection will stop you from leaving pit stains on your Zac Posen.

Cosmetic dermatologist Dr Patricia Wexler explained: “It works the same way as your face. It paralyzes the muscles, pulling your breasts down and therefore pulling them back up.”

So not only does it stop the sweating, but it also gives you a little lift as well, and what girl doesn’t like the sound of that?

All the three people (Trisha, Ania and Ava) who commented on Thursday’s “Guess the celeb!“ guessed the right answer: the beautiful Jessica Alba, who regained her stunning figure less than 5 months after giving birth to baby daughter Honor.

Here’s Jessica dressed as a schoolgirl on the set of her latest movie “An Invisible Sign of My Own“.

Dressed like a schoolgirl in pigtails, actress Jessica Alba acts distraught on the set of ‘An Invisible Sign of My Own‘ in Brooklyn. Alba plays a young math teacher who helps her students with crises. (Wednesday, November 5, 2008)

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News

She uses an Expresso exercise bike in her home gym! Jessica Alba’s trainer Ramona Braganza of the Expresso says, “She likes the program that allows her to collect points – it’s a lot like a video game.” And Expresso actually offers more than 30 Web-based virtual reality cycling courses. How’s that for having fun while exercising?? =) It certainly helped Jessica Alba focus on the score, and take her mind off the slimming work. The result? Super sexy body just 2-3 months after giving birth! Her photo was taken last Sept 3 in Cedars-Sinai.

Mere 2 months after giving birth to her first child, Cash Warren’s better half is back to her oh-so sexy pre-pregnancy body! In her latest photos taken yesterday, Jessica Alba looked super slim with extra cleavage — just the way her male fans want it! LOL! The new mum was spotted grabbing her caffeine fix at the West Hollywood Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf. Jessica Alba wore a black spaghetti strap knee-length dress teamed with a pair of flip flops.