Heidi Klum is not experimental enough for Germany

Apparently, curves are “out” in Germany this year. At least according to Karl Lagerfeld and Wolfgang Joop, who were behind the Heidi Klum fat comment. Lagerfeld and Joop (which sounds like a bad German drinking game) rudely commented that Heidi doesn’t have what it takes to be a top runway model. Apparently, she isn’t avant garde enough for Germany. Why does this not shock me?
“Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly,” Joop told Bild.
…while gently stroking his pet monkey and devouring one of his own body parts in the name of high fashion.











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