Britney Spears is apparently so “out of shape”, she will be replaced by a body double for a nude magazine shoot. Britney will get naked in Blender magazine in to recreate an iconic Marilyn Monroe photograph, but the magazine wants to swap her body with a more “in shape” model.
An advert placed in the magazine reads: “We are casting for a Britney Spears body double. You must have shoulder to medium length blonde hair. This person must also be in shape! 5’2″ to 5’5″. This will be a take off of a Bert Stern photograph of Marilyn Monroe in bed, from the last shoot before her death. Your face will not be shown in the final photograph/cover.”
The model must be aged 18 to 25 and will be paid $500 to pose either on December 14 or the 17. [Source]
This is yet another embarrassment to Britney (and yet another blow to her self-esteem and body image).
I just wish she (and everyone else) would stop wishing that she’d look like she did a decade ago, because no matter how much liposuction and surgery she’ll have, she won’t get her teenage body back!
According to reports, the ex Pop-Queen flied to Nevada in the last weekend with her cousin for a revolutionary liposuction treatment in a Las Vegas’s clinic, while telling everyone she was there house hunting.
It seems that Britney paid $12,000 for a sneak liposuction session, so after the two childbirths she is trying to get her old beautiful body back.
For the extensive treatment, the 25-year-old mother spent some hours under the care of Dr John Minoli, because, according to the National Enquirer, she was more than happy with the work he had done on her back in April, during another top-secret session. Minoli uses an advanced laser technology to break down fat during his expensive Smartlipo session.
So Britney Spears is finally ready to go up again in the World Pop Ranking, thanks to new lips, less fat and maybe a new pair of breast. Infact her last photos show that she has got back her “pre-baby boobs” too, rather they seems to be bigger and harder than ever. [Source: CWD]
Until we see Britney‘s new body, here are some candid pictures of her in her Halloween costume.
Britney Spears apparently has a very low self esteem. She thinks she’s too fat and she’s so desperate to lose weight that she considers starving herself.
“Britney told me, ‘I’ll starve myself because I’m fat,’” one friend of the singer reveals to OK!. “She kept telling me she thought she was fat and disgusting.” [Source]
It is also rumored that Britney is abusing laxatives to help speed her weight loss.
In case you were wondering what’s Britney‘s usual diet, her former bodyguard revealed that it’s a nasty one:
“After getting up at lunchtime and drinking her Starbucks coffee, she goes to a tanning shop in Bel Air, where she spends ten minutes on a UV bed every day. “After that she usually eats sushi for lunch or bowls of Special K. “We were always having to go out to get her Special K. “And she downs can after can of Red Bull or cola. She drinks three Red Bulls an hour. That completes her daily routine.”
“She has a terrible farting and burping problem. She burps and farts A LOT.” [Source]
The bodyguard also revealed that she expected two cups of Starbucks coffee each day when she got up between 1pm and 2pm.
Here are some photos of Britney Spears leaving Starbucks in Malibu on September 28:
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Just a few hours after Britney Spears‘ much talked about OK! magazine photoshoot and interview (the one when she wiped her dog’s poop with a £3,248 dress), she went on the set of her new video “Give Me More“. But Britney continued to act weirder and weirder – at one point she squatted in her torn fishnets, clutched her Yorkie puppy and stared vacantly into space.
An onlooker said:
“She was completely uncooperative and left everyone hanging about when she went for an hour’s massage — twice.
She just didn’t want to cooperate and was snotty and rude to everyone — behaving like a complete and utter spoilt brat.
When she wasn’t p*****g people off, Britney was smoking like a chimney.
She didn’t eat or drink anything other than can after can of Red Bull. She could have drank 20 of them all told.”
Things got even worse when Britney attempted to do her raunchy pole dance routine.
“She had a problem with the extras being about when she did the pole dance.She was shy or embarrassed or something and she really started struggling with the whole thing.
You could see she was getting a bit wobbly but no one expected her to throw a complete fit.
Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically.
All her make-up had run. By now it was nearly midnight and the director just called things to an end and sent people home.” [Source]
I would normally feel the urge to make fun of her and her crazy antics, but she looks so desperately sad in that first photo that I really feel sorry for her. 
Photo credit: Alec Byrne
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Britney Spears wearing pink wig
Britney Spears arranged a photoshoot and interview with OK! Magazine that turned out a complete disaster. The OK! execs spent a whole day debating whether they should publish the real story (that could possibly ruin Britney’s career and destroy the magazine’s relationship with her) or a polished one that would not tell what actually happened. It appears that they decided to publish the truth.
Apparently, Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we’re told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her. Out of control y’all!
We’ve also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We’re told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Yuck! One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) — a dress to clean it up! How trashtastic!As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We’ve learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn’t havin’ none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her “skanky friends” to do her hair and makeup. No wonder she always looks so fantastic! [Source]
Photos found @ prettyontheoutside and thesuperficial.com
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Britney Spears wearing pink wig
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