Boy, I’d really like to be living Amy Winehouse’s life right now. I mean, cut out the recovering-from-drug-addiction stuff and she’s pretty much taking the best vacation ever. Beach bumming, horse-back riding, hanging with her beefy body guard and now specialty facials. I don’t understand why anyone would say “no, no, no” to this rehab.

Amy Winehouse has been enjoying traditional mud massages in the Caribbean.

The singer was seen splashing around in the Rasul massage chamber in Cotton Bay Village, St Lucia.

It’s thought the treatment involves smearing mud all over the face and body to exfoliate the skin, draw out impurities and restore nutrients. [Source]

She’s definitely got plenty of impurities to draw out so here’s hoping she gets a few of these.

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Amy Winehouse has angered vacationers at the Cotton Bay Village Hotel, where she is vacationing as she continues to pull her life back together. The recovering “Rehab” singer was spotted sans bikini top, getting nice and cozy with her massive body-guard. The two look a bit mismatched but hey, Amy needs to get over Blake somehow, right?

The recovering junkie looked relaxed as she wandered arm-in-arm with NEVILLE on her return to the paradise island. The skinny star snuggled into his beefy body for plenty of hugs during their beach stroll before stripping off to soak up some rays on a sun lounger.

Winehouse has left holidaymakers in the Caribbean fuming by stripping off at the hotel where she is staying. The singer returned to St. Lucia last week, just 33 days after leaving the idyllic island following an extended sunshine break.

But the star angered locals and tourists on Sunday (05Apr09) by flashing her flesh at the Cotton Bay Village Hotel, after she was reportedly told she couldn’t sunbathe topless on the beach. [Source]

Oh, Amy, you really do burn just a little too bright for this world.

I have lost count of the number of times Amy Winehouse has changed her feelings towards her incarcerated husband. One minute she spends $50,000 on making herself beautiful for Blake, and the next she’s letting him go. The sentiment, I have to admit, sounds mature but declaring it to the world over Facebook is really childish.

days after saying she still loves jailbird husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL the wind has changed, as has her opinion, and she has updated her Facebook status to say: “If you love him, let him go.” [source]

Is it for real this time, Amy? Your tiny frame and unstable health might not be able to take the speed with which you change your mind, you know. And dare I say, “He’s not worth it.”

Amy Winehouse has jumped on the makeover bandwagon. I guess the troubled singer still has some money floating around because apparently, she just dropped a wad of cash on a laundry list of new clothes, fitness accessories, and beauty procedures in the hopes of winning back her ex-hubby Blake Fielder-Civil.

Amy Winehouse has dropped $50,000 on exercise equipment, new clothes and beauty treatments. She wants to get back into shape and win back her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, who filed for divorce in January.

Amy has bought $15,000 of gym equipment, $30,000 of designer clothes and over $5,000 of beauty treatments.

Said a source: “Amy is serious about getting back with Blake and is willing to overlook the other women. The couple have always had an amazing chemistry and there was a time when they couldn’t keep their hands off each other. She says he just needs to be reminded of what he’s missing.” [Source]

Amy Winehouse has issues, we know this. Chief among them is spending 50K in an attempt to win back a dude who’s apparently dating a 17-year old. Chemistry or not, ditching Blake for good should be part of a new court-ordered rehab program.

According to reports Amy Winehouse arrived at the courthouse today toasted. That is she was sun burnt from apparently falling asleep in her tanning bed. Apparently she wanted to look fabulous for her appearance to defend herself about the assault charges she is facing.

“She’d had a bit of a heavy night the evening before and was a little too relaxed by the time she clambered into the bed - and promptly fell asleep,” a source close to the singer explained.

“Luckily the bed had an automatic timer which goes off after 20 minutes - otherwise the result could have been really horrific… Within an hour, her eyelids were red, raw and puffy, and she was feeling in real pain.”

Maybe she should take a page from Lindsay Lohan’s book and endorse a sunless tanning option. After a few too many drinks a cream is much safer. [Source]

Amy Winehouse has turned to former spice girl Melanie Brown to help spice her figure up and get fit.

The singer, who spent a long vacation in the Carribean , trying to overcome her drug addictions, has returned to a new London home where she is plotting a comeback. Being on a vacation, has meant that Amy has piled on the pounds, and wants to turn the extra weight into firm muscles with the help of the superfit Spice’s new Totally Fit workout DVD.

Apparently the singer also has plans to fit her new home with a recording studio and a special sauna room to do her Bikram Yoga in. The singer has been hooked on to Bikram yoga while she was in St Lucia and wants to continue with her hobby.

Well, we are not complaining but I can’t say about her neighbours.

On the same day her husband Blake was released from prison (and went straight to rehab), Amy Winehouse went crazy and attacked the paparazzi that were waiting for her outside her house.

Not to mention that she was looking absolutely terrible, with eyeliner and other brown stuff smeared all over her face. I really feel sorry for her!

No, she’s not a model! LOL

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