Kim Kardashian says, “Bring on the skin cancer!”
Ummm…this is basically inexcusable and because it is so basic and so basically inexcusable, and because it happened to Kim Kardashian and not to me, it is therefore hilarious.
I am so sunburned and need help! I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness?
Everyone here is making fun of me!
Guess what, Kim? Everyone here is making fun of you too. This girl doesn’t make it easy to feel sorry for her, does she? Sunbathing, Mexico, Prada sunglasses? If you really want help, Kim, maybe don’t try so hard to make all of us green with envy and burning black with bitterness and resentment.
Look at Reggie’s teammate and friend Bobby starting with the jokes. My whole body is burned but my face looks the worst because of the glasses. I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again! [Source]
How about never sunbathing again? Or how about wearing a little block? I’m not saying you need to slather yourself in the stuff but maybe just like a dab of 15 around the eyes and nose. Then again, if Kim had been a bit more responsible, I wouldn’t be looking at my favorite picture of the last several months. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I’m enjoying it and I hope Reggie can wrangle up an Aloe Vera plant cuz this curvy burn victim is gonna need it.
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