Gwyneth Paltrow urges readers to dance away their excess baggage
Ugh. Gwyneth Paltrow is so cheesy she should be used in a fondue. The Oscar-winner turned health-guru had this to say in a recent Goop newsletter:
Spring is springing! The optimism inherent in the first blossoms says it all – that is, until you realize that bathing suit season is closer than you think. As it is wholly unrealistic to follow those “10 Days to a Bathing Suit-Ready Body” routines expecting to actually achieve a drastic change, I asked the cutest, most motivated, most genius trainer on earth to jumpstart our spring fitness regimes. Here is a spanking new dance cardio routine from Tracy Anderson to get our heart rates up and the inches melting away. Do dance cardio five times a week for at least 30 minutes and by summer you will see a change you will be proud of! [Source]
Sure, Gwyneth probably didn’t write this but whoever she’s hired to churn out her happy-sappy copy should be tied to a tree and doused in raw honey in the middle of bear country. If you think I’m being mean, then visit Goop and check out Tracy Anderson’s bubbly, free dance podcast and spring into spring like a champion Goopster. You have my blessing.
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