Kate Moss isn’t pregnant—just a late bloomer

First come the pictures, then come the rumors, then comes the star in denial. According to Kate Moss, she isn’t with child, nor has she developed a taste for Budweiser tall boys–she’s just a late bloomer! Moss continues to deny pregnancy rumors and is insisting that the mystery bump is merely an indication that her woman-flower has FINALLY blossomed! Welcome to the club, Kate!
Apparently, the belly is some sort of weird new curve she’s sprouted on her famously stick-straight little body. And here I thought pubescent girls just grew boobs. Well, it appears she’s gone and done that too, poor thing. She sounded pretty miserable about the whole ordeal in a recent New York Magazine interview:
“I am a woman now,” Moss told New York Magazine. “It’s true. Honestly, I’ve never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It’s so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying, ‘Are you pregnant?”


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