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My dream to see a photo of Victoria Beckham eating has not yet come true, but this is as close as it can get for now - a candid picture of Victoria’s sister Louise eating.

Victoria and her family were out for dinner, and while the others enjoyed some big meals, Victoria reportedly ordered nothing but melon, and didn’t even finish her plate (bad Vicky!).

Posh has to gain weight for the Spice Girls tour, so maybe next time she’ll order something more than just fruit…

This post is not about celebrity weight or diets, but I found it too funny, so I had to share it.

When she got out of jail, Paris Hilton promised she would become a good girl and get involved in charities and awareness campaigns. Now she has finally found one cause close to her heart: saving drunk Indian elephants!

The twenty-six year old heiress is hoping to raise awareness of the problem, after hearing about an incident in Meghalaya last week in which six intoxicated elephants were killed after hitting a high-tension electric pole outside the Indian village of Chandan Nukat.

“There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn’t chased them away.”

“And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad. The biggest problems are in Assam and Meghalaya. The elephants get drunk all the time.”

“It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them.” [Source]

I don’t know if this is true or not (it certainly sounds like a joke), but it’s so damn funny!

Until we see pictures of Paris Hilton trying to convince the elephants to go to AA meetings, here are some photos of Paris and her sister Nicky in Tokyo, where they were invited to choose the finalists for Miss Universe Japan.

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Emma Bunton (aka Baby Spice) can’t seem to lose her baby weigh. She has been dubbed “Fat Spice” because she looks heavy compared to her skinny bandmates.

The blonde singer gave birth to son Beau in August, but has since struggled to shed the pounds she piled on while pregnant.

Emma and the rest of the girls - Victoria Beckham, Mel B, Geri Halliwell and Mel C - are set to pose for a sexy lingerie shoot for Victoria’s Secret ahead of their comeback tour but Emma has been in tears over her post-baby bulge.

A source told Britain’s Closer magazine: “Like any new mother, Emma’s just not feeling so confident about her body since having Beau.

“When they do the underwear shoot, each girl will have lingerie that has been themed to their Spice persona, but it seems likely that Emma’s going to want to be a bit more covered up than her bandmates.

“The weight hasn’t just dropped off her, she’s one of those people who has to diet and work out.

“It’s not that Emma considers herself to be fat, it’s just that the other Spice Girls are so tiny, and she can’t help comparing herself to them.” [Source]

Does anyone else think calling Emma “Fat Spice” is cruel? She looks normal and healthy to me, and I really don’t think anyone should be compared to Victoria Beckham because she is NOT a good role model (especially weight-wise).

Here are some candid pictures of Emma Bunton taken back in June in London.

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Actress and model Milla Jovovich gave birth to her first child, daughter Ever Gabo Anderson, on Saturday at L.A.’s Cedars Sinai Medical Center.

It is the first child for the Russia-born Jovovich, 31, and her fiance, director Paul Anderson, 42. A source confirms to Us that the couple has named their daughter Ever. “Everything went really smooth,” says the source.

Jovovich hosted a baby shower at her Beverly Hills home on Oct. 14, where the yoga enthusiast gifted friends with special oils and Express sweatpants. “She couldn’t wait for the baby to come,” a source at the shower told Us.

The couple has said they plan to marry after the birth. [Source]

Congratulations to Milla and Paul!

The Celebrity Diet Doctor (a very interesting blog run by a real nutritionist) has compiled a list of the top four best and worst celebrity diets for the year 2007.

Here are the best celebrity diets in 2007, in his opinion:

4. Jessica Simpson: Jessica got back her daisy dukes, shedding 25 lbs on a 5 Factor diet of lean protein, good carbs, healthy fats and fiber along with circuit and weight training.

3. Andrea Baptiste: She lost 56 lbs on The Biggest Loser and has since dropped another 8 pounds, proving not all weight loss reality TV contestants gain weight back. She continues to “lose” by daily walking and running along with a low fat and low refined-carbohydrate diet.

2. Lenny Clarke: The Rescue Me star has rescued himself, losing 144 lbs with the help of Weight Watchers and a diet of salads, fresh fruit and fish along with swimming and biking.

1. Ricki Lake: A former serial and yo-yo dieter, Ricki downsized from 250 lbs in 1991 to her present svelte 123 lbs by using a food delivery service to limit calories, daily hiking and frequent weigh-ins.

And the worst celebrity diets in 2007:

4. Kirstie Alley: It’s time for Kirstie to call Jenny collect. Processed sugars fuel cravings which may make her diet difficult to stick with.

3. Dr. Phil McGraw: Is the tough-love author of The Ultimate Weight Loss Solution obese? Recent reports of his weight gain show even self-help gurus have trouble following their own advice.

2. Beyonce and Ashanti: Divas shouldn’t let divas do the Master Cleanse (aka the Lemonade Diet). Fasting “detox” diets wreak havoc on the metabolism and when stopped, more calories are stored as fat, so you not only re-gain weight but become proportionally fatter.

1. Britney Spears: Junk food and a quick-fix lifestyle of diet pills and energy drinks caught up with her at the recent Video Music Awards and had everyone thinking “Give Me Less.” [Source]

What do you think about this list? Do you agree with his choices? Who would you add on the list?

Jessica Simpson nearly fell on her ass when she arrived at the 11TH Annual ACE Awards in NYC on November 5. She barely managed to keep her balance by swinging her arms in the air like a helicopter.

I’m not posting these pictures only because they’re so damn funny, but also because it seems that Jessica has gained back some of her previously lost weight. What happened to her flat tummy back in July?